August 10, 2008

Translation for guyz...

These translations are for all of you wonderful women out there, so that you will know what we really mean when we say...


"IT'S A GUY THING"
Translated:* "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."



"CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?"
Translated:* "Why isn't it already on the table?"


"UH HUH," "SURE, HONEY," OR "YES, DEAR"
Translated:* Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.

"IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN"
Translated:* "I have no idea how it works."



"TAKE A BREAK, HONEY. YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD."
Translated:* "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."


"THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR."
Translated:* "Are you still talking?"

"YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS."
Translated:* "I remember the theme song to 'F Troop,' the address of the first girl I ever kissed and the vehicle identification numbers of every car I've ever owned... but I forgot your birthday."

"OH, DON'T FUSS, I JUST CUT MYSELF. IT'S NO BIG DEAL."
Translated:* "I have actually severed a limb but will bleed to death before I admit that I'm hurt."


"HEY, I'VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I'M DOING."
Translated:* "And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon."


"I CAN'T FIND IT."
Translated:* "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."


"WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?"
Translated:* "What did you catch me at?"


"I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE."
Translated:* "No one will ever see us alive again."


"WE SHARE THE HOUSEWORK."
Translated:* "I make the messes; she cleans them up."

Heart breaker...

a world full of sin,
is where we live in,
why do we have make it worst,
by lying,

you neva noe how painful it is,
till you've been lied upon,
worst by the person you love,
an from whom you lie upon,

ever felt how painful it is,
when the gal or guy you love,
hangs out with some other mister or miss,
when all you think about is his or her kiss,

ever felt how painfull it is,
when you see your own lover,
sending kisses to some other guy,
and you have to watch undercover,

ever felt how painful it is,
when the one you love,
sends private mails to another guy,
saying I Love You,
but to you,
she hardly gives a kiss,
because she says her love is true,
and forces you to shut up,
and not talk about what she says or do,

its painful indeed,
a pain each and everyone of you can feed,
she'll be somewhere with the new guy, smiling,
while deep insinde you bleed,
its painful indeed,

i'm sure most of you felt this pain before,
from the dearest person you once called your baby,
but this msg is for all those who causes this pain,
to all men and lady,
if your reading this,
pls be sorry,

i know some of you dont intend to,
but for those who keep it for real,
when you know it far away from right nor wrong,
and you still sing the poor guy a song,
when you tell him I Love You,
and deep in you know it aint true,

you'll know what awaits you,
when you fall in the same boat as the others do,
you'll fell the terrible pain too,
and there is no one to turn to,
because you've broken one heart,
a true one,
as gud as breaking a thousand of'em,
to many parts,

and the people who LOVED you once will turn away,
it'll be worst than what i say,
so beware people,
you're off the wrong way...

touching song lyrics...EMPTY

Tried to take a picture
Of love
Didn't think I'd miss her
That much
I wanna fill this new frame
But it's Empty
Tried to write a letter
In ink
It's been getting better
I think
I've got a piece of paper
But it's Empty
It's Empty
Maybe we're trying
Trying too hard
Maybe we're torn apart
Maybe the timing
Is beating our hearts
We're Empty
And I even wonder
If we
Should be getting under
These sheets
We could lie in this bed
But it's Empty
It's Empty
Maybe we're trying
Trying too hard
Maybe we're torn apart
Maybe the timing
Is beating our hearts
We're Empty
Oh, oh.Oh, oh.Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.Oh, oh.Oh, oh.
Maybe we're trying
Trying too hard
Maybe we're torn apart
Maybe the timing
Is beating our hearts
We're Empty
(Maybe we're trying)
(Trying too hard)
(Maybe we're torn apart)
We're Empty(Maybe the timing)
(Is beating our hearts)
We're Empty