Exam Fever

Exam fever is a condition which arises during exam seasons....in our case...right about NOW....So exam fever as d diagnosis...lets look a d rest....

aetiology and pathogenesis...

arises due to a visual or auditory INFECTION of d following...

a)exam time table

b)exam news

c)exam questions

d)d word exam

these INFECTIONS spread through one of two possible ways to your brain, as listed above...(auditory and visual)...transmitted by neurons to d brain and activates the so called 'fear center'...the symptoms might lay dormant at the moment of d infection but that jas means d incubation period has started...

Clinical picture...
1)frequent urination

2)fear

3)loss of sleep

4)loss of appetite

5)fever(in severe cases)

6)diarrhea

7)excess sweating

8)inability to understand anything one reads

9)tachycardia (every time one thinks about IT)

10)headache
and so on...

Course of disease...
as mentioned earlier, the disease might lay dormant at the moment of infection...but the symptoms become more and more pronounced as the date of exam approaches...the peak would be on the morning of d exam day....symptoms might decrease for a brief moment of time during which one would be cracking his/her head answering the exam...and during the oral session, the symptoms would elevate once again...
disease is self curing, either by actually attending the exam or by quitting the whole course..
the symptoms of the disease disappear d moment the student gets his result...

there is no conventional "legal" drug which would help the patient during this time of suffering...but the prophylaxis which is recommended by the disease spreaders...(any institution which organizes an exam) is studying...which frankly doesn't really help...

so readers...beware....try and stay away from places where u might get infected and do take prophylactic measures....

p.s.
all da best for your exam....chaoz....

What do guys do when they got nothing else to do...

its not really what NORMAL people would be thinkin of...but there's where i come in...hehe...no seriosly...i developed this new habit of thinkin about things most people considre a wasre of time...

so...what do guyz do when there is nothing to do...this is the top ten list...
(this is not according to order of majority....)

1) jas stare blankly at the wall....

2) watch some old movie which he might have watched a million times before and still enjoy it...or some lame series so he has something to talk about tomorrow....

3)go through his pone looking up all his contacts and thinkin wether or not he should call them and if he does what should he say...(but of course he doesnt...)

4) scroll down fb looking for any post he could comment on or any video he could like...

5) wank....(this includes searching for porn on the net...)

6) look into his fridge...if he could fine anything to chew on....

7) bring his books to read, opens them up and starts to do num.1...

8) call his gf wanting to talk for hours....(in which d gal is obviously busy and says she'll call later in most scenario's...)

9) updates his blog, if he has one...or search through the net for a new 'cool' fb status...

10) sleep....

this is actually true...if ur a guy and u say u havn't done this b4....then its either:

1) ur gf, mom, friend or some1 is beside u right now...
2)ur a liar....

3) ur a girl...
there is no other explanation....
so enjoy guyz....(n girls...)
do leave a comment.....chaoz...

exams

well...i have my exams going on right now...2 down (pharmaco and surgery) and 3 more to go...(therapy, path-anat and path-phys)...an during this time...(the time i spent studying) i kinda realized something....its actually easy....u jas gotta sit there and read...well...of course its gonna be boring and time consuming...but when d results come out...its like its was all worth it....d allnighter, cramping your brain, the abundant coffee, uncomfortable sitting positions and everything...it is all worth it...and d sleep u get right after it is all done...WOW...dat is awesome....
you know who became my role model at this particular time...Barney Stinson... well he aint d hottest guy, or d coolest...but he believes dat he is awesome...which allows him to nail evry chick in town...u noe what dat is actually all about...self confidence....
if u actually believe u can do it...nothing is impossible.... there's only one rule...believe in ur'self.... and the magic will start working by itself...so as a conclusion.... I AM AWESOME.....u noe y...???
coz i believe dat i can do anything i want to.... studying---------yeeeaaaahhhhh.... im d kinda guy who has d memory of an elephant(will have d body to if i dun work out soon)
see...no one has d memory of an elephant...but since i believe i do....i can still remember all d 60 drugs i studied like a week ago...along with their prescribtion, indication, contra-, and everything...

conclusion guyz...believe....and its all done....
chaoz 4 now...gotta study therapy....according to the ones who have done it...it is difficult....but i noe im gonna ace it....soooooooo...
bubye guyz...(n girls....)
do leave a comment...chaoz....