The 2 kind of people...

we see many different kind of people everyday...there are the short ones, the fat ones, the 'gedik' ones and the list could go on forever...but what most of us don't realize is there are REALLY only 2 kind of people we need to worry about....

because no matter what kind of a person you are...you will fall into one of this 2 categories....
and they are:::::::::::::::drum roll::::::::::::::::::::
1)the person who says i did it

2)the person who says i should have done it

this IS where it all boils down to....lets take an example....for instance, person A is a guy who went on a year long holiday afta his major exam and din bother to study for a whole year.....and there is person B, who immediately started college and is now wo

rking at a major company in a good position...

some people might say person B has had a very good life...if you asked me...this people are IDIOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!....Person B has no social skill...he has never had time to mix around with other people because he had spent 4/5th of his life studying and only had time to call his other NERD friends to ask about next weeks homework...he is working now, so there is no way he could simply take a break from it to go around for holidays for a whole year....his social network is limited to other NERDS....his physical appearance sux cause the body is adapted to a stronger gluteus compared to any other part of the body...coz he

used his ass too much to SIT n study...he is probably wearing glasses as thick as the great wall of China by now...probably no gf (exeption: she is another NERD)will most probably have no family...in societies eyes person B is a succesful person, but those people who say that are getting lesser, or changing....

I will always say person A is better....coz he need not be a 'cool' guy, nor a 'genius' or any other word you use to describe the person you like....but he DID IT....he went out, met people, his social skills are good, and most importantly HE EXPERIENCED LIFE..... its not very often in your young age you get to make your own decisions....but when you are out there living your own life.....u decide what goes on...d best part..u get to make d wrong decision...
parents always try and prevent kids from making

wrong decisions......which is absurd coz if you ask me, i would say let the damn kid make his mistakes and learn from it.....coz if not...u are gonna make him think he had never made a mistake, n he is gonna think his life is perfect...but get real...u are gonna die sooner or later....u really want your kid to be the idiot who is lost without his parents...?????? think bout it....

this is what i think...its my opinion...if you disagree...in my dictionary, u are an idiot and i DON'T CARE.... u wanna express an opinion....go call ur mom and cry....or get your own blog....to those who agree with me....your life is most probably the 1st type...so enjoy....with everythin you do...you are getting stronger.....so...enjoy...chaoz...

Father's day 2011

a creature born in the midst of others,
it awakens with laughter and saddens with cries,

one of few months which brings upon ample of joy,

and the world bows at the birth of a boy,

he grows up getting wilder in the jungle of society,

proves his manliness by fights and notoriety,

and the cloud settles after decades of struggle,

the world tames him to be kinder and lovable,

he sought a companion , a female to be his lover,

and love molded him to be stronger and wiser,

they lived happily in a wonderess love-land,

for now he is called....husband,

and time went on, and he had cubs of his own,

heroes to their eyes, through do's and don't's...

he began to shape his kids like a professional carver,

and i'm proud to say, that creature is now grown,

into a wonderful father...

and the time came for him to send them away,

for them to grow into a leader someday,

as tears flowed from the corner of his eyes,

he held his breath and said goodbye,

the time would soon come for him to rest,

as a king in the castle he built over night and day,

on behalf of your kids, proud am i to say,

HAPPY FATHERS DAY.....

love you appa...dad....father.....

Exam Fever

Exam fever is a condition which arises during exam seasons....in our case...right about NOW....So exam fever as d diagnosis...lets look a d rest....

aetiology and pathogenesis...

arises due to a visual or auditory INFECTION of d following...

a)exam time table

b)exam news

c)exam questions

d)d word exam

these INFECTIONS spread through one of two possible ways to your brain, as listed above...(auditory and visual)...transmitted by neurons to d brain and activates the so called 'fear center'...the symptoms might lay dormant at the moment of d infection but that jas means d incubation period has started...

Clinical picture...
1)frequent urination

2)fear

3)loss of sleep

4)loss of appetite

5)fever(in severe cases)

6)diarrhea

7)excess sweating

8)inability to understand anything one reads

9)tachycardia (every time one thinks about IT)

10)headache
and so on...

Course of disease...
as mentioned earlier, the disease might lay dormant at the moment of infection...but the symptoms become more and more pronounced as the date of exam approaches...the peak would be on the morning of d exam day....symptoms might decrease for a brief moment of time during which one would be cracking his/her head answering the exam...and during the oral session, the symptoms would elevate once again...
disease is self curing, either by actually attending the exam or by quitting the whole course..
the symptoms of the disease disappear d moment the student gets his result...

there is no conventional "legal" drug which would help the patient during this time of suffering...but the prophylaxis which is recommended by the disease spreaders...(any institution which organizes an exam) is studying...which frankly doesn't really help...

so readers...beware....try and stay away from places where u might get infected and do take prophylactic measures....

p.s.
all da best for your exam....chaoz....

What do guys do when they got nothing else to do...

its not really what NORMAL people would be thinkin of...but there's where i come in...hehe...no seriosly...i developed this new habit of thinkin about things most people considre a wasre of time...

so...what do guyz do when there is nothing to do...this is the top ten list...
(this is not according to order of majority....)

1) jas stare blankly at the wall....

2) watch some old movie which he might have watched a million times before and still enjoy it...or some lame series so he has something to talk about tomorrow....

3)go through his pone looking up all his contacts and thinkin wether or not he should call them and if he does what should he say...(but of course he doesnt...)

4) scroll down fb looking for any post he could comment on or any video he could like...

5) wank....(this includes searching for porn on the net...)

6) look into his fridge...if he could fine anything to chew on....

7) bring his books to read, opens them up and starts to do num.1...

8) call his gf wanting to talk for hours....(in which d gal is obviously busy and says she'll call later in most scenario's...)

9) updates his blog, if he has one...or search through the net for a new 'cool' fb status...

10) sleep....

this is actually true...if ur a guy and u say u havn't done this b4....then its either:

1) ur gf, mom, friend or some1 is beside u right now...
2)ur a liar....

3) ur a girl...
there is no other explanation....
so enjoy guyz....(n girls...)
do leave a comment.....chaoz...

exams

well...i have my exams going on right now...2 down (pharmaco and surgery) and 3 more to go...(therapy, path-anat and path-phys)...an during this time...(the time i spent studying) i kinda realized something....its actually easy....u jas gotta sit there and read...well...of course its gonna be boring and time consuming...but when d results come out...its like its was all worth it....d allnighter, cramping your brain, the abundant coffee, uncomfortable sitting positions and everything...it is all worth it...and d sleep u get right after it is all done...WOW...dat is awesome....
you know who became my role model at this particular time...Barney Stinson... well he aint d hottest guy, or d coolest...but he believes dat he is awesome...which allows him to nail evry chick in town...u noe what dat is actually all about...self confidence....
if u actually believe u can do it...nothing is impossible.... there's only one rule...believe in ur'self.... and the magic will start working by itself...so as a conclusion.... I AM AWESOME.....u noe y...???
coz i believe dat i can do anything i want to.... studying---------yeeeaaaahhhhh.... im d kinda guy who has d memory of an elephant(will have d body to if i dun work out soon)
see...no one has d memory of an elephant...but since i believe i do....i can still remember all d 60 drugs i studied like a week ago...along with their prescribtion, indication, contra-, and everything...

conclusion guyz...believe....and its all done....
chaoz 4 now...gotta study therapy....according to the ones who have done it...it is difficult....but i noe im gonna ace it....soooooooo...
bubye guyz...(n girls....)
do leave a comment...chaoz....

its late n im bored.....

12.03am....2moro got surgery atistatsia.....haiz....

2 down....one more to go...haha...

i am feeling bored...so i decided to update ma blog again...d only problem is i havent got any new pictures.....

SNAKE SHAKTI...lolz...
SP JEEvAN............lolz...
Christmass 2011...hahaha...was wonderfull....

the DATE...its more like THE date...haha...was damn good...

gimme one good guess where were we goin...???lolz...hahaha...

the 23 couples....lolz...

new look of 2011... "puuchi paaandi....'haha..

the 'talle'...1st person i kew in Volgo...

the look of 2009...