June 17, 2011

Exam Fever

Exam fever is a condition which arises during exam seasons....in our case...right about NOW....So exam fever as d diagnosis...lets look a d rest....

aetiology and pathogenesis...
arises due to a visual or auditory INFECTION of d following...
a)exam time table
b)exam news
c)exam questions
d)d word exam
these INFECTIONS spread through one of two possible ways to your brain, as listed above...(auditory and visual)...transmitted by neurons to d brain and activates the so called 'fear center'...the symptoms might lay dormant at the moment of d infection but that jas means d incubation period has started...

Clinical picture...
1)frequent urination
2)fear
3)loss of sleep
4)loss of appetite
5)fever(in severe cases)
6)diarrhea
7)excess sweating
8)inability to understand anything one reads
9)tachycardia (every time one thinks about IT)
10)headache
and so on...

Course of disease...
as mentioned earlier, the disease might lay dormant at the moment of infection...but the symptoms become more and more pronounced as the date of exam approaches...the peak would be on the morning of d exam day....symptoms might decrease for a brief moment of time during which one would be cracking his/her head answering the exam...and during the oral session, the symptoms would elevate once again...
disease is self curing, either by actually attending the exam or by quitting the whole course..
the symptoms of the disease disappear d moment the student gets his result...

there is no conventional "legal" drug which would help the patient during this time of suffering...but the prophylaxis which is recommended by the disease spreaders...(any institution which organizes an exam) is studying...which frankly doesn't really help...

so readers...beware....try and stay away from places where u might get infected and do take prophylactic measures....

p.s.
all da best for your exam....chaoz....


3 comments:

Super Senior said...

anotha nice post...haha
i like d aetiology part : d)d word exam,LOL

Kir Matt said...

cool!! hahaha..

SiDhAr said...

thnx...hahaha...